A BLC Exclusive...
CORPORATE RADIO AT ITS WORST; VAN PATRICK
FIRED AT KCMO DURING CUMULUS TAKEOVER
Van Patrick, one of the most
genuine and popular talk show hosts to ever hit the Kansas City market, was let
go suddenly during his morning show (5/9) on KCMO-710 AM. Permanent
radio sub in the KC market Chris Stigall has filled in since May 10.
Patrick, who has a six-month
non-compete agreement, had been on the air from 5-9
a.m. for about a year after relocating from Minneapolis-St. Paul where he was on
the air at KS95-FM for seven years. He replaced George Woods at KCMO and
his ratings had been good.
Patrick had been upset that new
media conglomerate owner Cumulus Media had taken over his station (and other
Susquehanna Pfaltzgraff stations) in this market and had fired one of his
staffers ("josh.com") and others, including veteran Katey McGuckin.
Patrick had privately told the
Cumulus folks that he was resigning effective June 27. However, when a
caller around 8:30 a.m. asked him what he was going to do--and he told her---the
station immediately suspended him and cut to national programming. The Web
site was taken down almost immediately.
"I'm a firm believer that you
treat people the way you want to be treated," said Patrick in an interview with
us. "I've always been honest with my listeners and I told the caller
my feelings. That was it."
Patrick says he does not know
what will happen with the other staffers at 710, but stressed that he really
felt that Program Director Chris Hoffman "is a good guy." He
does not speak as highly about Dave Alpert (see below).
According to sources (5/14),
Patrick could very likely show up on a non-Cumulus station in the near future in
the KC market. Rival program directors know his ratings were excellent on
a station with a very poor signal and many dislike the Cumulus way of treating
it talent. He has received numerous inquiries locally and nationally,
however, he wants to stay in the KC market where he has extended family.
Look for increased media
attention of Patrick's departure in the Kansas City Star and local TV
stations.

Patrick responded to the
posters on gatewaycityradio.com who have posted a variety of responses to his
departure. Many of them have been extremely critical of his former
producer Andrew Yates for not supporting him during the ordeal. Here is
Patrick's response as written:
This is me. I don't have a problem posting my real
name here. A lot of speculation posted about how and why I left. Some true, most
bull. In the interest of clarity, from the horses mouth, here goes.
A. I did not "walk off" and planned on finishing the
not only that show, but shows all the way up to June 27th and three months
beyond that if asked.
B. A caller asked me on the air what my plans were and I told her. Should I have
told her? Probably not, but four hours on air daily and you'll find a lot of
things coming out of your mouth you wished you'd pulled back. I was hired and
told to be "perfectly honest and let it all hang out". I think I did that. That
said, I should have waited till June 27th to say it.
C. At that point Mr. Dave Albert burst into the studio and got six inches from
my face and started yelling. I'm a nice guy, but I don't take well to up close
yelling. Call it the Seinfeld "close talker" syndrome. He told me I was
suspended and asked for my employee card and asked Mr. Hoffman to escort me out.
D. I did tell Dave that "if he were six inches taller, I would kick his ass for
him, but since he wasn't, I wouldn't because I would feel bad about it." I mean
come on, it would be like whippin Gary Coleman. It was a verbal jab, and once
again I felt bad about it.
E. Despite it all, Chris Hoffman kept asking me if I still wanted a job there.
To which I replied no thanks.
I don't want to work for people that would do what
they did to Katie, Josh and all the others without even meeting them or learning
what they did on their jobs. I was told by Mr. Andrew Rosen face to face (he's a
cumulus bigwig and seemed decent enough) that not only had he never listened to
my show, or any of the shows before making the cuts.
Susquhanna was a good company. Cumulus, is well,
Cumulus. If this is what radio has come to, I'll take a pass. In the good old
days, people hired wonderful personalities like Mike Murphy, Phil Jay, etc, and
let them do their jobs. They paid them well. They talked about local things.
They made tons of money for themselves and their stations, and all was good. Now
it's all syndicated from out of town, voice tracked, homogenized, and generally
poor radio not only for the listener, but for the owners. It doesn't make good
business sense to me, but then again I'm just a lowly talent.
I am who I am. If you talk to Josh or Andy they'll
tell you. I am intensely loyal and I live by the golden rule. Sometimes my foot
is in my mouth and my heart is on my sleeve. It's what got me on the air in the
first place. When Cumulus came in they fired the best kid I'd ever had working
for me. He was a number on a sheet, on a show that they had never taken time to
even listen to. The big guy from Cumulus told me that day that he understood my
being upset, and said if he was in a foxhole, I was the guy he'd want beside
him. He told me the way radio works now is pretty horrible. It was refreshing to
hear a bit of honesty in the building, but it came way too late.
As to where I'll go and what I'll do? I'll decide
that. I may go fishing. I may do more radio here in KC. I'm sure there are
companies that still treat people with respect and dignity and we'll certainly
talk.
Haters? Snipe away. This is my last post here, I
sign my real name. By the way, any haters that want to meet me and talk up close
can see me every Wed at noon when Mike Murphy holds court at 85th and Wornall at
the Corner Cocktail. Great burgers, and the good guys from radio. You can
certainly come down and I'll have a civil discussion with you. If you scream at
me as Mr. Alpert did, pray that you too are 5 foot 3 and I'll kiss the top of
your head and let you walk away.
All this beating on Andy Yates should really stop
too. He's a goodfella and I genuinely like him. There's a lot of hatred on this
page and in this business and I don't understand it. I guess I do though really
as I think about it. Some hate comes from the never wuzzes, some comes from good
people made bitter by the biz. Some hate comes from ignorance. I don't hate any
of you.
As Buck O'Neil told me, "Life's too short to hate
anyone." To my friends, don't you worry about me. Several job offers have
already rolled in and it will be my decision. I'm going to take some time and
decide what's best for me and my family. I may go work at a lumberyard.
For me, this biz has never been about ego or money,
it's always been about those magic moments when you do great radio. Being a part
of getting Paul Hayes out of New Orleans this year was the greatest thing I can
imagine being involved in. He and Mr. Murphy and my wonderful wife threw me a
surprise birthday party yesterday. Me and Murph laughed at the state of the biz.
There's a great scene at the end of the original
"Longest Yard". Remember when the crooked warden told Burt to betray his friends
and throw the game? He thought about it, then did the right thing, he stood up
for his pals. As he's walkin off the field he asks the old trainer of the team
(who gotten a life sentence for decking the old warden 80 years ago), "Was it
worth it?" The old man tells him, "Hell yes it was worth it".
Burt was in jail for being a character and sinking a
car. I was in jail for answering a listener's question honestly. They broke
several of my friends' legs in the game with cheap shots. I could have sucked it
up, collected my pay and threw the game. I didn't. I can live with that.
And with the friends I've made, like Mike Murphy, Paul Hayes and all the rest,
you know what else I got?
Game ball.
Peace
V
